On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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