It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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