so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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