i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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