HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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