normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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