I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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