So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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