Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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