I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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