So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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