She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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