Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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