my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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