I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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