just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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