You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Randomize
