I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Go christen that room with your naked body.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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