I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
