Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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