I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
home. puking in laundry basket.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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