I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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