So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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