when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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