he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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