we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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