I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
