The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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