all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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