I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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