im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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