Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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