I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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