Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My ass is underappreciated
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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