do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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