Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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