kristin has been a bad kristin
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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