I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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