did you get engaged???
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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