I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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