this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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