fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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