Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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