Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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