i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
