I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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