Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Sorry about my life...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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