He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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