I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
