We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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