planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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