just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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