i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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