Where did you get a picture of my penis
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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