ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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