She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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