Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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