I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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