Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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